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William 'Bors' Braxton

Boy or girl?

I'm a six foot badger, and I'm built like a brick shithouse. Can't you fucking tell?

How old are you?
24 Summers. I think.

What do you think your life expectancy is?
As long as the next hunt. A true warrior lives as if already dead.

What's your height?

6ft exactly.

What do you do?
I am a lawgiver and a thieftaker.

What's your favourite colour?


What's your favourite food? ...and from among the People?
Gammon. And I'm rather fond of Stoat. You Keep what you kill.

Have you killed anyone?
I carry the Law. Sometimes this means a death sentence

Ever listened to a Hedgehog lecture? ...and stayed awake?
Yes, many times, and to sleep would be a great insult.

Ever heard a Water-Rat song? ...and understood a word they were saying?

Once on the river. And no. I liked it, though. Soothing.

Ever felt threatened by a Badger? ...ever been threatened by a badger?

Sometimes. we tend to keep to ourselves.

Ever double-crossed a Weasel? ...and does he or she know yet?
That would be telling.

Ever given a Rabbit instructions? Ever given a Rabbit instructions?

I have my squire, Tylda. She is a competent note taker and assistant.

Interlude: "FOX!" Run or shoot?

Hit it with Impunity.

Do you hate anyone? If not, why not?

Hate clouds judgement. I try and not allow my judgement to be clouded.

Have any secrets?

If I had, I would not say here, would I?

What do you do to relax?

Read, and smoke cigars. I have a small humidor and a fine cigar case from before the Knifewinter for when I travel.

What are you going to do now?

Travel to the Country Fayre, to meet my Elder and serve the Council. Impunity, my rod and staff, who comforts me, Justice be my claw.

When are you going to book for Winter in the Willows: The Knifewinter?
Feb 20th, when I get paid.